The fantastic “limericks” below were submitted by a very special guest.
I wonder if you can guess who it is………..
Said Taylor, “I want my voice heard”
Said Simon, “You’re quite the odd bird”
Paula and Randy
Just thought he was dandy
Said Soul Patrol, “Simon’s absurd”
Watched the gray guy all year long
Moved us, he did, with his song
Sweet was his win
Sweeter still was that grin
But the sweetest was Simon was wrong!
The ladies like Tay for his eyes,
Or some say they’re into his thighs.
Whatever they like,
When he’s up at the mic,
Inspires their oohs, ahs, and sighs!
From Vegas auditions to now,
This “soul-train” continues to wow.
Heck no! Twas a fight!
T’was earned from the sweat of his brow!
So down to the finals they went.
American Idol event!
First went McPhee,
Singing “My Destiny”,
Then Tay blew the roof off the tent.
The question was asked “Are you drunk?”
Implied his performance had stunk.
Tay returned full of mirth here,
With a song from his birth year,
‘Dis white boy done boogied dat funk!
It was not A.
It was not a female.
It was not Gray Charles.
It was not Taylor himself.
It was not Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Candlestick.