Hicks “Limericks” part I.

The fantastic “limericks” below were submitted by a very special guest.

I wonder if you can guess who it is………..

.

Said Taylor, “I want my voice heard”
Said Simon, “You’re quite the odd bird”
Paula and Randy
Just thought he was dandy
Said Soul Patrol, “Simon’s absurd”
——————————

Watched the gray guy all year long
Moved us, he did, with his song
Sweet was his win
Sweeter still was that grin
But the sweetest was Simon was wrong!
—————————————–

The ladies like Tay for his eyes,
Or some say they’re into his thighs.
Whatever they like,
When he’s up at the mic,
Inspires their oohs, ahs, and sighs!
——————————

From Vegas auditions to now,
This “soul-train” continues to wow.
Success overnight?
Heck no! Twas a fight!
T’was earned from the sweat of his brow!
——————————————-

So down to the finals they went.
American Idol event!
First went McPhee,
Singing “My Destiny”,
Then Tay blew the roof off the tent.
—————————————-

The question was asked “Are you drunk?”
Implied his performance had stunk.
Tay returned full of mirth here,
With a song from his birth year,
‘Dis white boy done boogied dat funk!

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Hints:

It was not A.

It was not a female.

It was not Gray Charles.

It was not Taylor himself.

It was not Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Candlestick.

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151 Responses to Hicks “Limericks” part I.

  1. abbysee says:

    Double d has some ‘splaining to do…..

  2. YoursSoully says:

    double d has the answer?

    SPILL girl!

    : )

  3. PeggyisAmused says:

    I work with “Mr. Berman” 5 days a week, and I’d just like to say that comedically speaking, he’s not really “all that.” He relies way too heavily on sarcasm and sometimes I have to show him my pimp hand.

    He DOES have a beautiful singing voice, though (but he sounds like a girl).

    Does this clear everything up?

  4. susan says:

    Okay, I have never, ever, ever been fangirly, but I am going to indulge myself this one time…God forbid, I just can’t help myself!
    I was first “introduced” to you by my grandmother, who was a HUGE fan of yours…my parents continued the tradition, owning all of your albums and watching you on TV whenever they could…my mother worked for Price, Stern and Sloan as a saleswoman in the 70’s and 80’s, so we had multiple copies of your paperbacks all over the house, you were our “bathroom time” reading. In our family, laughter was very important to get through the hard times…after I read your email, I emailed every one of my siblings and sent them your limerick…..followed by a flurry of emails that came back from them freaking out and recalling various skits and stories!
    Thank you so much for allowing me to remember some great childhood memories. !
    Okay, fangirly time is over, I apologize for my dweebness…. we will now return to our regular programming!

  5. AnotherTaylorFan says:

    Shelley Berman?! How cool is that! Wow…! I enjoy your work so much! You are everywhere on television. And weren’t you in “Meet the Fockers”?

    Playin’ Possum, you are good. *whistles*

  6. daunchan says:

    Okay .. a little too early in the morning for my typing fingers– Professor Plum and Double D

  7. daunchan says:

    I knew Prefessor Plum didn’t show up out of the blue without a reason…But I am too new to know who Doubld D is referring to as TOJO.

  8. Playin'Possum says:

    I AM psychic after all! Thanks for the clarification, Shelley!

    Whew! I was getting worried that my powers might be fading.

    ๐Ÿ˜‰

  9. A. says:

    It was indeed Professor Plum.

    but who could Professor Plum be?

    I think double d has the answer.

  10. abbysee says:

    I am soooo freaking lost. I mean really I am.

  11. Shandykat says:

    Wow! This is very cool ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. pc325 says:

    Wow…is ok to go all fangirly about THE Shelley Berman?! Mr. Berman, I grew up watching you on TV. Cool!

  13. fAtnhapy says:

    Oh man….I’m caught up in the crying game board… ok how much is it going to cost me for everyone to keep this quiet? I’m going to be talking in a much deeper voice for the next few days nobody pay it any mind! :0)
    fAt

  14. Shelley says:

    NOLAgirl….trust me…having me here is better than Gray…or Taylor. I mean, I’m Shelley “Friggin'” Berman…as my dear father called me when I was born in 1926. He was so proud.

    fAt…don’t worry…it’s nice to know I am not alone as a man with a crush on another man. Hit on me all you like, baby.

    And Q….damn you, Q….I said I wouldn’t cry….and here I am all verklempt.

  15. Quossum says:

    You guys know that Shelley and I are friends. Well, now you know that, no less than Gray himself, I have been touched by fame. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Shelley, you made me proud!

    –Q

  16. fAtnhapy says:

    Dang….someone tell me I never hit on Shelley….please….
    fAt

  17. NOLAgirl says:

    Wow, it is such an honor to have you in our presence! Gray pays us a visit and now you – who knew?! ๐Ÿ™‚

  18. SoulForever says:

    Amazing!

  19. Kim(DogDoc) says:

    Cool. ๐Ÿ™‚

  20. CloudNine says:

    THE ONE AND ONLY SHELLEY BERMAN HIMSELF? WOW OH WOWIE !!!! . . . WELCOME TO THE SOUL PATROL MR. BERMAN. YOU ARE ONE FUNNY FUNNY MAN AND AM ALSO HONORED TO BE IN YOUR COMPANY. OH, AND LOVED YOUR LIMERICK TOO. SO MANY TALENTS YOU HAVE.

    We all kinda have crushes on Taylor too. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  21. susan says:

    Shelley….you are teasing us right….you aren’t really THE Shelley Berman, cuz if you say that you are I am going to start freaking out and have to make some phone calls to my family members who will be so freaking out that I am on the same board as you….cross my heart!

  22. Shelley says:

    # Playin’Possum Says:
    July 11th, 2006 at 5:26 am

    My second guess is Shelley.

    It actually came to me in a dream this morningโ€ฆhonestly, I knowโ€ฆits weird. But its the truth. So I say: Shelley.

    # Playin’Possum Says:
    July 11th, 2006 at 5:34 am

    Uh ohโ€ฆI missed the hintsโ€ฆso never mind. It canโ€™t be Shelley. So much for the perceptive powers of dreams, huh?

    Playin’Possum…dreams really do come true.

    I did write the limericks.

    Yes…my name is Shelley…but my last name is Berman…I’m an 80-year-old stand-up comic who has a deep man-crush on Taylor Hicks.

    Mystery solved.

  23. CloudNine says:

    Who is “Tojo” Double D? I am not familiar with that name or even know who he is. But maybe I should be and am asking a dumb question?

  24. susan says:

    I apologize in advance to all of my English teachers throughout the years!

    We all look for clues in the rhyming,
    We study the syntax and timing,
    So spare us this grief
    provide us relief
    By chance could it be Simple Simon?

  25. gigdmb says:

    Mystery Limerist………….James Hudnall?

  26. OhSoDevine says:

    Little late with my guess……could it FLJerseyBoy? I miss his posts since GC shut down. The only other “special guest(s)” I can think of that haven’t been mentioned are his bandmates from LMBO….could it be one of them?

  27. daunchan says:

    Could our special guest be masquerading as Professor Plum?

  28. Amy says:

    C’mon A…I’m dying over here…

  29. Professor Plum says:

    It wasn’t Mustard said she
    Yet there was no mention of me
    The rope was my tool
    Miss Scarlett, the fool
    The place? Conservatory

  30. abbysee says:

    Damn, talk about suspence. Oooooh Assssshhhhh!

  31. Kim(DogDoc) says:

    Ash
    I used to live in BA now I live in Norman.

    Have we guessed the person yet?? Anymore hints?

  32. CloudNine says:

    Delete my previous post since I assume MJ is a female?

  33. CloudNine says:

    MJ? . . . Grasping at straws here.

  34. Lee says:

    Maybe George Huff…I know kinda lame but I thought I would give it another shot.

  35. mojavedesertgirl says:

    King has been known to sling around a rhyme or two…but he has been MIA of late…I had thought too, that it might be Shelley – another person we haven’t heard from in a while…how about Mrs Sonny – or FavePita, whatever she’s calling herself now – another person long time gone…don’t know! We give up!

  36. Basenji says:

    Ash, come on now…give.

  37. manders says:

    Ohhh, I bet I KNOW…. It was Steve. No wait, then the limerick would start with, “there once was a girl from Nantucket”, huh?

    My next guesses would have been the ones I believe are teachers: King, Q, and Wompie… eliminate the females, that leaves King. King, if it’s you WE MISS YOU! Please link us to your site again.

  38. Elphaba26 says:

    Hmmm…..could it be our very own Phantom of Soul?

  39. ivecompletelylostmymind says:

    Ryan Seacrest?
    Brad Hicks?

  40. AnotherTaylorFan says:

    Ash said it twas not her
    And tis not a she either.
    It is not Tay
    It is not Gray
    So my mind’s all a dither.

    It’s up in Simon’s face
    And laughing at his disgrace.
    It talks about thighs
    And how the girls sigh,
    But the author I cannot place.

    Special guest is what she said.
    Names are rolling round in my head.
    I still think it’s Sean.
    The writer’s muse he did don.
    For the right author’s name we have pled.

  41. Ash. says:

    No boyfriend either.

  42. double d says:

    Ah, yes, it is quite a big mystery,
    One with a very long history,
    Of who is the “king” of the verses,
    provoking a myriad of curses.

    Many have said it is Tay,
    but Ash says, “not today”.
    Therefore, my guess,
    I must confess,
    is someone who just likes to play.

    Still saying Tojo.

  43. Kim(DogDoc) says:

    That answers that question. A boyfriend then??

    I don’t know if Sean Hicks would comment about his brother’s thighs??

  44. Jan B. says:

    You’re clever in trying to stump us,
    and it’s working cuz I’m such a dumb cuss
    You didn’t say “it’s not King”
    that’s a significant thing
    but I’m thinking of Tay on the tour bus

  45. Ash. says:

    I am far from married, Kim. Very single. ๐Ÿ™‚

  46. AnotherTaylorFan says:

    Yeah… What Dragon of Soul said. Sean Hicks. And for the same reasons.

  47. taylorsfan says:

    sorry..sorry…ok a he…..

  48. taylorsfan says:

    Joni

  49. Basenji says:

    Here’s a quote from “Bull Durham”: “How come in previous lives everyone is always somebody famous? How come no one says in a previous life they were Joe Schmo?”

    I now guess, and will be proven correct on this: Joe Schmo.

  50. fAtnhapy says:

    LOL..Claire you are brilliant but the slacks aren’t slack baby!!!! not after a cheeto lymeric!!!!
    fAT

  51. Kim(DogDoc) says:

    Ash, Are you married? Is it your husband??

  52. A. says:

    He doesn’t have to be famous to be special.

    Keep that in mind.

  53. Dragon of Soul says:

    My son has read just about every Brain Jacques book, he is a great children’s writer big on riddles and limerick’s. I asked my son to help me figure this out- so far this is as far as we got: It’s not an A-so it’s not Ash, it is a male but not Gary Charles or Taylor (himself). It is a “very special guest” so its not someone who posts here regularly. Ray M. takes himself much to seriously for this. Elliot seems unlikely-he seems pretty preoccupied to pen a limerick to Taylor. It’s someone who watched the idol show and got a certain amount of enjoyment from Taylor showing up Simon. There is also the line about how hard Taylor worked for his “overnight success.” Our guess is his very proud younger Brother!

  54. Kim(DogDoc) says:

    Lets get back on thread. Who else could it be? Does this go on till we guess who it is??

    GC said that the Phantom of the Soul was Kevin Covias, so I will throw him in the mix.

    I think GC was pulling my leg — That’s why I had to buy a prosthetic from Taylor.

  55. Kim(DogDoc) says:

    Claire,
    I was over at MJ’s letting Gray Charles pull all my limbs off and buying prosthetics from Taylor.

    Yeah pet nurses are not well paid, unless you work in the laboratory field.

    Thanks for the limerick. LOL Not talented enough to write one.

  56. bamakat says:

    Armed with alumimum for the head.
    And taking the text messaging to bed.
    Some watched AI with Mentos.
    Others, like fAt, choose Cheetos.
    Dial Idol stopped most our dread.

    It has to be King Proehl or Ray and Lamont. ๐Ÿ™‚

  57. Claire says:

    Ha ha haaaaa, R4T!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

    I’m very flattered – and you’re not so bad with the rhymes yourself!!

    I once had a robin for tea,
    and oh, what a nice bird was she,
    But she got in a muddle,
    Took a bath in a puddle!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚
    I’m glad I had a Robin4T!!!

    ๐Ÿ˜‰

  58. katja says:

    Oh my gosh…they have web-pages for finding rhymes?!!
    Thanks…how fun…have to impress someone with my new “skill”…
    ๐Ÿ˜€

  59. catwood720 says:

    Are we ever going to get the answer??

  60. Robin4T says:

    Geez. I’ve got some kind of problem with double posting today. Sorry, Ash.
    The first one really did not show up until I submitted the second one. Huh.

  61. Robin4T says:

    There once was a lassie named Claire
    Who for limericks had quite the flair
    In the blink of an eye
    She could let new rhymes fly
    So we named her “Bard Extraordinaire.” ๐Ÿ™‚

    katja: http://www.rhymer.com/

  62. Karen says:

    Robin,
    Ha
    And to think all my adult life, I’ve compiled this little notebook I keep of rhyming words and it was online all the time…
    And I’m quite computer literate….

    DUH

  63. Robin4T says:

    There once was a lassie named Claire
    Who for limericks had quite the flair
    In the blink of any eye
    She could let new rhymes fly
    So we named her Bard Extraordinare! ๐Ÿ™‚

    katja: http://www.rhymer.com/

  64. katja says:

    Wow Claire!
    All I could think of was “burritos”

    (I’m really bad at rhyming…)

  65. katja says:

    ๐Ÿ™‚
    Thanks Karen.

    I think we have too much “sparetime”. ๐Ÿ˜€

  66. Claire says:

    Hmmm, lets see Katja…

    Now fAt loved his savoury snacks,
    Hid some in his snug-fitting slacks,
    Wife said “what are those?
    Why…a bag of…..CHEETOS!!!”
    Now fAt’s slacks are slacker than slack!!!!

    Sorry, that was the best I could do….:)

    fAt, if you’re here…..I kid, cos I love!!!!

  67. Karen says:

    Thereโ€™s Katja who lives overseas
    For her, all it takes is a โ€œPlease?โ€
    Sheโ€™ll give you a nod
    And convert for iPod
    โ€œNo trouble, she says, itโ€™s a breeze!”

  68. katja says:

    You should add one more verse Claire…
    What rhymes with cheetos?

  69. Claire says:

    fAt – In Ireland, EVERYTHING, eventually, rhymes with “pub”, lol.

    I really shouldn’t be perpetuating that stereotype, should I?? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    There was a old fella named fAt,
    Who wore a h*e*a*d*b*o*o*b* for a hat,
    He set quite the trend,
    When AI did end,
    Should All SP’s wear hats like that??!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

  70. EJ says:

    It’s GOT to be King Proehl!

  71. fAtnhapy says:

    Only in Ireland does “up” rhyme with “pub” :0)
    fAt

  72. katja says:

    You people are really talented. ๐Ÿ™‚

  73. Claire says:

    Kim – well, it never worked on my dog, bless him!! But Simon, now that’s a different breed altogether….

    BTW, I wanted to be a Vet. Nurse until I found out how badly paid they are here…Half my present wages??? I don’t THINK so! (And I’m not even that well paid as it is!!)

    There was a young lady called Kim,
    Who bandaged a sick doggies limb.
    Said “Hey, this is cool”
    And went to Vet School
    Now DogDoc is here, postin’ in!!!

    ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

  74. Kim(DogDoc) says:

    Claire — I’m a vet and you don’t rub pet’s nose in s*it. Just does not work in behaviour modification. But in this case I guess it would be ok. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  75. Claire says:

    There was a young singer named Hicks,
    Who kept all entertained with his tricks,
    He sang like a pro,
    made people go “WHOA!!”,
    and danced around like he had tics.

    But Simon Said “Now listen up
    this fellow should sing in a pub”
    But Hicks proved him wrong
    with his wonderful song(s)
    and in S*IT, Simons nose he did rub!!!

    tee hee, this is fun!!

    I might do more of that later….

  76. Kathop says:

    Love you King??!!

  77. Claire says:

    Was it……the butler in the drawing room with the reading lamp??

    Well, either him or KP. Has he posted here yet???…..

    Brad? Sean??

    *c h r i s d a u g h t r y*??????? tee hee…

  78. playndixie says:

    Not A., not GC, not TH, not female, so it’s King, but is he a “special guest”?, and it is not CM with the candlestick, so it must be Sean Hicks?? hee, hee – I love this game.

  79. CloudNine says:

    Snoop Dogg?

  80. AgingHippie says:

    Basenji Says:

    July 11th, 2006 at 7:23 am
    Ray LaMontagneโ€ฆI give up.

    — – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

    Well, well – he immediately popped into my mind when I first checked in this AM but then thought naaaww

    I’m still a relative newbie and have limited knowledge of any “special guest” list candidates so chickened out on posting

    Would love it if it was – – – – – –

  81. daunchan says:

    I’d say it’s getting near time for Hicks โ€œLimericksโ€ part II.

  82. katja says:

    When do we find out who the very special guest is?

  83. Kim(DogDoc) says:

    I would love it if it were Elliot.

  84. katja says:

    King Proehl is my guess too.
    Although there’s no “soul patrol” -shout in the end…

  85. fAtnhapy says:

    Well it’s not a woman so we know it’s not Yoko Ono or Barbra Streisand, not Barbra Walters or Mrs Bush. Julia Roberts is out and so is Mother Theresa but we knew that because she died already. I’m thinking Russel Crow or Bob Dole!
    fAt

  86. daunchan says:

    Sorry, …impressed

  87. daunchan says:

    fAT I’m with you on that one.
    He seemed genuinely imtressed with Taylor.

  88. fAtnhapy says:

    Randy Jackson????? :0)
    fAt

  89. fAtnhapy says:

    Ok the Colonel Mustard clue took me out. I was so sure too!
    fAt

  90. Amy says:

    Elliot was my first thought (sorry…late in posting…still trying to get caught up from missing the weekend online partying w/the AI crowd in Worcester!)

  91. KraftR says:

    Hmmmmmmmmm,

    What about Elliott? He would be a very special guest indeed, and the limericks have the kind of regard for Taylor and his journey that I imagine he would have, as a friend.

  92. patsne says:

    Dave White? Dave Eggers? (I’m kidding.) Is it someone we’d expect to be writing limericks? Is the “limerick” a clue – something to do with Ireland? I’d love it if it were Elliot!

  93. Basenji says:

    Ray LaMontagne…I give up.

  94. Basenji says:

    Elliot!

  95. Robin4T says:

    Not GC, fAt, or a female? I never thought it was T. I’m back to King P.

  96. lostintexas says:

    The hints don’t help me much. When in the heck are we going to find out?

  97. Playin'Possum says:

    Uh oh…I missed the hints…so never mind. It can’t be Shelley. So much for the perceptive powers of dreams, huh? ๐Ÿ™‚

  98. Playin'Possum says:

    My second guess is Shelley.

    It actually came to me in a dream this morning…honestly, I know…its weird. But its the truth. So I say: Shelley.

  99. janibeth says:

    Basenji: Is Taylor’s middle name Reuben? Or did you just use that name because it fit the Haiku structure? I’d wondered about his middle name.

    As for the limericks, I’m stumped. All the “special” people I can think of have already been named above.

  100. Kim(DogDoc) says:

    Ok, I will offer up Brian from the TaylorHicks fansite or the Phantom of Soul Bwhaa haa haa.

  101. Basenji says:

    While we are waiting for an answer from Ash, I offer you some haiku:

    Unsettled ladies
    whispering indecent thoughts
    our own Soul Patrol

    Humid summer dream
    Porch, beer, red guitar strumming
    Taylor Reuben Hicks

    Winter brings album
    long awaited, how to cope?
    Idol videos

  102. aerinphil says:

    hmmm golly who else is THAT special??? not TRH, not GC…LMBO guys? aaacckkk dying here.

  103. Basenji says:

    Wasn’t me but thanks for thinking it! Um…Brooke or Brooke’s mom?

  104. Quossum says:

    In reference to poems on Hicks,
    In absence of obvious tricks,
    like Sean, or Gray,
    or fAt, or Tay,
    On whom shall attention then fix???

    –Q

    P.S. I’m not discounting that it’s Gray. I just needed to use his name for the rhyme. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  105. catwood720 says:

    Aargh, I should have said written by a woman, or a female — I didn’t mean by a “girl”, oh you know… ๐Ÿ™‚

  106. catwood720 says:

    I’m with taygirl, I think they were written by a girl too, but no idea who. Loved yours Robin4tay and fAt!!

  107. abbysee says:

    My money is on Gray?????!!!!!!!

  108. TayTorTot says:

    Possibly Dingo???????

  109. susieq3c says:

    I’m with NOLA…I say Taylor. Was my first instinct. Second was Gray.

  110. dusty says:

    Brad Hicks?

  111. taygirl says:

    Impressive Robin4Tay and fAt!

    I’m thinking the limerick in question was penned by a woman…but who? Basenji, Jena or maybe Ash? ๐Ÿ˜‰

  112. Cali50 says:

    I’m guessing Gray.

  113. Phoebe says:

    ‘Tis the verse of the Bard of Blog, Gray Charles.

  114. NOLAgirl says:

    Well, since you said *very* special, I’ll have to guess Taylor. ๐Ÿ˜‰ (not that Gray isn’t also very special, but hey, no one had guessed “the man himself” so what the hell, right?)

  115. Jan B. says:

    I think Gray because it would be special!

  116. fAtnhapy says:

    Were the limmerik written by me
    You would all be slapping a knee
    Plus the dang thing’s so long
    To guess me would be wrong
    I think the guy you are hunting is GC
    :0)
    fAt

  117. Jan B. says:

    very GOOD Robin!

  118. Robin4T says:

    These limericks are funny and clever
    Whether written by King or whomever
    So maybe we’re dense
    But please end our suspense
    And don’t leave us hanging forever. ๐Ÿ™‚

  119. sarahinwv says:

    Susan, hello hello hello !!!!!!!!!!!! I can not express to how much I miss everyone………….. i wasn’t the smartest one in the bunch, but i can honestly say , every single one of you made my daysssssssss brighter…

  120. Susan says:

    Hi Sarahinwv!

  121. MollyK says:

    BY

    THE

    WAAAAAAY……..

    Last year I wanted to see Bo pretty bad. Kept watch on the tickets and could NOT get them for under 300 bucks. The face price was like 40-something.

    So how is it that Ticketmaster is the outlet and has the right price but no seats available, while Joe-Shady-Ass-Motherfucker-Get-Your-Tickets-Here websites ad infinitum have them stockpiled? But if I go down to Turner Field and want to see if I can get tickets for a playoff game from my parking dude Ricky, HIS ass gets arrested if he gets caught selling them for 20 bucks over the face value?

    Makes me puke for two years in a row now because I don’t have 300 bucks to spend, even on Taylor.

  122. sarahinwv says:

    HEY MOLLYK…POWERBALL, BABY !!!!! You have to play to win !!! Noone remembers me.. I will drown my sorrows…………………………………….*hick-up*

  123. MollyK says:

    Hmmmph. I’m between Atlanta and Birmingham and haven’t won the lotto yet, so I’m SOL.

  124. Susan says:

    I can’t decide if it’s KP or fAt, but they are too funny.

    Hi y’all! It’s good to see so many familiar names. Thanks Ash!

    Susan in AL

  125. Kim(DogDoc) says:

    I’m thinking King P too.

  126. Lee says:

    Ok….one more guess: Basenji

  127. Tee says:

    Molly K…:-)

    C’mon Jena…spill the beans!

  128. MollyK says:

    Third guess–True North

  129. MollyK says:

    Ruh-roh. “very special guest”……..

    must be …………… Katharine? Hahaha

  130. Susie says:

    This ain’t fair LOL

  131. Jannie says:

    It’s gotta be fAt. ๐Ÿ™‚

  132. Robin4T says:

    Sorry MollyK. Not me.

  133. sarahinwv says:

    heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed you all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  134. MollyK says:

    Second guess is Robin4T because my good friend from WV who is named Robin can make stuff like that up lickety-split.

  135. AmyH says:

    My vote is for King. I just played some of his stuff for my Mom and she laughed so hard she cried.

    If there had been any mention of Cheetos, I woulda gone fAt’s way. ๐Ÿ™‚

  136. ivecompletelylostmymind says:

    I say Gray!

  137. lostintexas says:

    I go with King P. I can even hear him singing it. LOL

  138. jena says:

    I know! I know! But I ain’t sayin. The game has just started.

  139. Lee says:

    I say King P.

  140. hicksaholic says:

    I say Gray

  141. MollyK says:

    fAt because it’s not exactly a limerick and King would adhere to form.

  142. Bob says:

    King p, def.

  143. Julie says:

    King Proel…

  144. risingsun says:

    Gray, is that you?

  145. double d says:

    Wish it were…but I’m betting TOJO.

  146. Playin'Possum says:

    I say double d…

  147. YoursSoully says:

    King P’s my guess!

  148. CloudNine says:

    Sean Hicks?? He sure would be a special guest.

  149. Robin4T says:

    King’s a good guess. Or Double D? OK she’s not technically “a guest,” but could be her.

  150. bjewel says:

    King?

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